GPOY.

(Notice the Lys lurking in the back? One has a PETA purse. Yuck.)

(Source: lightning-heart, via softmotherswimming)

“P.P.S. Sorry it’s not some Groupon for mushrooms. Give me a break!”

I almost wanted to say, “You don’t understand, this is an Alaia.”

WHAT’S MY MOTIVATION? 2012

“Let’s move to Oakland!”

(Source: thedailywhat)

“If the Brussels sprouts and French radish salad ($6.75) is on the menu, order it.”

Sneaky vegan food! Suckaaaaaahs.

thingsidontunderstandand:

• The rule is: NO SUBWAY PANTS ON THE BED.
• The rule is not an invitation to take off all clothing upon entering my apartment.

Oh my God, this.

My aunt in in the 80s.